...that our brains might be too full. One of my favorite aunts is having some serious health problems, and even in the midst of all of it, our family is still just as sarcastic and comedic as ever. Here are a few things from our day and night.
(As Alan was approaching the waiting room we were in, dressed in his red flight uniform.)
Tyler (my funny cousin): Hey, look. It's Mah-rio!Me: Oh, please say that to his face when he walks in.

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(Alan and I were talking about the risk factors for heart attack due to my apparently total family history)
Alan: ... and a sedimentary lifestyle.
Me (giggle): Sedimentary? Do you mean sedentary?
Alan (realizing his slip up): No. Sedimentary. Like full of rocks and dirt and stuff.
(Just a side note that if this really were a risk factor, Mason would be in huge trouble. Life among the dirt and rocks suits him well!)
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Mason: What are you doin?
Me: Watching Samson. (I was looking out the back door at Samson in the snow.)Mason: What's he peeing on? (Since he's always peeing on something-- really.)






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