Friday, September 26, 2008

Gee, you don't say!

-Mom: Mason, why are you awake so early?
Mason: I was done sleeping.


-Mason: I wake up one more time, then I go to school.


-Mason: Damn it! You don't say those words.
Dad: Does mama say them?
Mason: No, daddy does.


-Mason: What that train's name is?


-Mason (enroute to the zoo): We can't go camping. Camping is too far away.


-Mason: I can, but I don't want to.


-Mason: I hear a crick! (cricket)

-Mason: Chairs go in the dumpster, not boys.

3 comments:

Nicol said...

I love the dumpster one still! He has quite the memory!

JM said...

My kid thought Damn It was his middle name. Now he uses it correctly in sentence form!!! Join the mommy has a bit of a bad mouth train.

Jann said...

Fortunately, that is the only bad word he's picked up, and that one came from his dad. The ones mama lets slip are a lot worse, so I've been extremely careful around him.